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What Do People Look For When They Visit My Blog?

January 14th, 2011 | by admin |

Most people search for genuinely cool stuff and find brilliant answers on my blog. However some search terms are just plain wierd, illegal, crazy or cryptic. Here are some of the weirdos from Januarys log so far, just keep in mind that 0.01% are this weird and that’s not many of my readers

Generally random / unusual search terms:

• weird malaysian
• betong communist
• dodgy bars kuala lumpur (Just try a few bars, statistically you have a 45% chance…)
• f****** in hatyai
• girls in betong thailand
• how do i get over my ex (And you think you cand the answer to this on my blog!?)
• how to clean gecko poop on walls (Hilarious!)
• jalan alor hooker (Surely you don’t need to Google for this?)
• naughty ubuntu
• to walk in a harmonious environment where care follows closely behind (Found out this is the Motto for ISKL)
• water monitor bite dies

Abortion & related illegal activities:

Illegal abortion related search terms get dozens and dozens of hits on my blog – only for people to be dissapointed (it’s illegal and generally not a very nice thing to do – kill a baby).  This should change when sex education finally gets results in Malaysia.  Meanwhile hundreds of kids keep searching the internet trying to find out how to murder their babies…

• aborption clinic in malaysia
• abortion clinic in malaysia
• abortion clinic kuala lumpur
• abortion clinics in kuala lumpur
• abortion clinics malaysia
• abortion of babies in malaysia
• abortion rate in malaysia
• best abortion clinics in malaysia
• clinic legal for abortion kuala lumpur
• clinics with abortions in klang valley
• illegal abortion hospital malaysia
• roopi medical centre abortion
• which clinic does abortion in malaysia